The man in the Jar

I once knew a man who lived in a jar,
for a stranger sight you'd have to go far.

I asked him once, why he lived in a jar,
he grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.

My jar's so cozy, warm and bright,
even in the full moonlight.

The only drawback is you see,
is getting out quickly, when I have to pee.

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