Hard Disk Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Windows Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
Screensaver Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Internet Girls:
Difficult to access.
Server Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
Multimedia Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
Email Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Virus Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
Kindly propose !
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation
10 Commandments Of E-Mail
Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
Itemized billing!
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company
26/11 memories have faded the anger has perished...Why?
One year after the tragic attack on the life line of our country,It seems people have forgotten the incident or just started to live with it,the anger which prevailed in the hearts of every Indian is
What computer acronyms really stand for:
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
Eight Steps on Your Road to Success
Being a success is a complex journey; it is like a trek into an unknown wilderness, requiring various levels of planning, acquiring knowledge, building confidence and determination, an ability to
Techronia Priority Out Of Hours Wanker Service
"I remember one client calling... It was about 2am and he used our
India on The Up and Up.
But some of these trades are much riskier than others. Many of the countries in Eastern Europe who currently offer the highest yields are also subject to IMF bailout programmes, so they are with good
GANDHIJI -The Leader of India
The people of India were also carrying on a struggle for freedom from the British rule.
True Software Pro...
Husband is a Software Professional!!
