Hard Disk Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
Windows Girls:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
Screensaver Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
Internet Girls:
Difficult to access.
Server Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
Multimedia Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
Email Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Virus Girls:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
India: states of insecurity
A series of blasts in court compounds acrossthree cities in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh killed fifteen persons andinjured over eighty on 23 November 2007. They are the latest link in a chain
"Will You Marry Me?" in a Foreign Language
Looking for a unique way to say "Will you marry me"? Try saying it in a foreign language. Better yet, write each foreign language marriage proposal on a different card, balloon, etc, with the
Error Messages
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.
How Life Changes...
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India on The Up and Up.
But some of these trades are much riskier than others. Many of the countries in Eastern Europe who currently offer the highest yields are also subject to IMF bailout programmes, so they are with good
GANDHIJI-In England
After completing his High School studies,
Computer communication lingo! !
What does a baby computer call his father?
Project Manager!
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I`ll have a C monkey please."
Are You a Professional?
How you look, talk, write, act and work
General Motors vs. Microsoft...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the