jokesPepsi ya Samosa
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
4 Bacche....
Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai.1st MBA 2nd MCA 3rd PHD 4th Chor haiFriend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte que nhi??Bap: Wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar hai....
Height of Technology
A boy'sfacebok status: i am online on facebok during classComment from his Teacher :beta test me 0 mila hai copy mere pasaa ke dekhega ya facebook pe hi tag kar du....
Paani Puri
Pappu apni girlfriend se bola: Ameer se Ameer aadmi bhi mere pitaaji ke saamne katora lekar khada rehta hai!! Girlfriend : Phir to tumhare pitaji bahut ameer honge!! Pappu : Nahin, woh paani-puri
Aji Sunte Ho Ji
Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?? . Husband:- Kya? . Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti, . Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi. . Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?? . Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya....
Funny Joke about Education
Sachin - 10th pass . Einstein - failed 12 times in a class . Edission - I never worried for exam, coz 1 sheet never decide my future... . Harbhajan - 8th pass . Dhoni - failed 2 times in B.com . BSSS
Ek cup Coffee
Ladies of 1970s: Husb: Ek cup Coffee! Wife: Abhi laee ji. Ladies of 1980s: Husb: Ek cup Coffee! Wife: Abhi laee. Ladies of 1990s: Husb: Ek cup Coffee! Wife: Laa rahi hu. Ladies of 2000: Husb: Ek cup
Cricket Match
Pati patni tv par cricket dekh rahe the, Player ne six mara dono hi khush huye... Player ne phir se six mara par tab bas patni hi khush hui... Patni ne pati se pucha - Player ne phir se six mara to
Students are fearless
Two college principals argued that their students are fearless: . First college principle called the students n asked to jump in a sea full of sharks They jumped . Principal said: "See the guts"
Santa in Computer Exam
Santa in computer exam-;
What is GENERATION GAP?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Wi-Fi Stopped Working
Today my Wi-Fi Suddenly Stopped Working!! . . Then I Realized that my Neighbors haven’t paid the bill.. How irresponsible they are..!!!!
Student ne ki Bhagwan se fariyaad
Student to God:
Funny Student Joke
Hostel Student to his friend: “Bhai Dhoka ho gya Dhoka” ;-(
Scientist ka Name Batao
School inspection inspector: ek bade scientist ka name batao..
Pappu ne kiya nek kaam
Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..?
Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt at Pooling Booth!!
Alia Bhatt on India Pakistan
Mahesh Bhat – Seema par Pakistan fauj golibaari kar rahi hai… Halaat bahut kharab hain!!
Husband ka reply
Wife: Agar meri shaadi kisi ‘Raakshas’ se bhi ho jaati to bhi main itni pareshan nahin hoti, jitni main tumhare saath hoon!
Funny Auto Correction in Smart Phones
The Smart Phones these days are really smart!!
