jokesjo chori karta hai wo......
Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the
larai ho gi wife se
Husband wife mein larai hoi,Husband ghar se chala gaya,
chand sa chehra
Husband apni Wife se (suhagraat ko):-Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikaho...Chehra dekte hi husband bola:Arey tumhare chehre par to kale dhabbe or gadde hai,tumhare maa baap ne mujhe dhoka diya
Paying the Bill your dad
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill.......
Game For Shopping
Shopping!!
Majak Ki Aadat
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty??Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..
Do Aankhe Battis Daante
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?Bahu: Khuda he battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!
Bada Faayda
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!Wife: Woh kya?Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!
Laloo to Rabri
Laloo to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to woh murgi bhi tumari.Rabri: Laloo
If I Were a Painter
If I were a painter......you would be my painting,if i were an author.....you would be my story,if i were a poet.....you would be my poem,UNFORTUNATELYI'm a Programmer...and you are my BUG.
Last Question
A mathematician, statistician and accountant were finalist for a position as VP in a large corporation. The hiring committee asked them all the same last question:The mathematician was first. "How
Rahul Ki Shaadi
Rahul - Mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.Sonia - Kyun beta?Rahul - Har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do.
Biwi Ka Gussa
1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bohat gussa karti hai.2nd Friend: Meri bhi pehle kiya karti thi par ab nahin karti.1st Friend: Tumne kya ilaaj kiya?2nd Friend: 1 din gusse mein thi to maine keh diya
Where Do I Keep Money
Wife: Wherever I keep the money our son steals it. I don't know what to do about it, where do I keep money?Husband: Keep it in his books. He never touches them.
Medical Test
Santa ki maa beemaar ho gayi. Santa unhein le kar hospital gaya.Doctor ne examin karne ke baad kaha "Inke kuchh test honge"Santa : "He bhagwan ab kya hoga, meri maa to anpadh hai."
Secret of Long Life
Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha. Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya aur woh jeeto ko salaah dene laga.Aadmi: Beta itni zyada chocolate nahi khaate, sehat ke liye theek nahi
Vidaai ke Samay
Vidaai ke samay dulhan ke chhote bhai ne papa se poochha."Papa didi to ro rahi hai par jija ji nahi ro rahe hain"Papa: "Beta didi to gate tak hi royegi par tere jija ji zindagi bhar royenge."
Bade Hokar Kya Karoge
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?Student: shaadi..!!Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?Student: dulha.!!!!!!!Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?Student: dulhan...Teacher: IDIOT
Khana Kisne Banaya
Husband: Aaj khana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya?Wife: Haan..... Lekin tumhe kaise pata chala?Husband: Roz khaane mei kaale baal nikalte the aaj safed nikle hain.
Murgi Ki Shaadi
Ek murgi ne ek Baaj se shadi kar li..To ek Murga bola : Hum mar gaye the kya??.Murgi Boli : Mai to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi, lekin Mom-Dad chahte the ki mera pati Air-Force me ho....
