jokesSorry Ki Spelling
Ek Boodha ek ladki se takra gaya.Boodhe ne ladki se bola: Sorry!Ladki: Andha hai kya..... Dikhta nahi hai... Is umar mein bhi ye sab... Pata nahin kahan se aa jaate hain!!!Yeh bolkar jaise hi woh
Namak Le Aao
Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai.Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi andhe, kaamchor kahin ke. Ek kaam dhang se
Wife Ki Nakal
Wife: Khana kha liya?Husband: Khana kha liya?Wife: Batao na.Husband: Batao na.Wife: Please... batao na.Husband: Please..... batao na.Wife: Achcha ji! Meri nakal?Husband: Achcha ji! Meri nakal?Wife: I
Rs. 1000 and Malika
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.Malika gave him 1000 Rs.Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!
Football Match
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!
Born in Punjab
Boss: Where were you born?Sardarji: Oye Punjab.Boss: Which part?Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Name of Your Car
Sardar : What is the name of your car?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai....
Jhoot Pakarne Wali Machine
Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?
Most Innocent Dhamki....
Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha,
Mobile Recharge
Santa Mobile recharge karwane gaya....Dukandar -- kitne kaa??Santa -- 10 ka kar do....Dukandar -- 7 Rs. ka talktime milega..Santa - Koi baat nahi, 3 Rs. ki namkin de do....
Teacher to Santa
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"Santa: "All are born on Government Holidays...!!!
Husband and Wife
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.Wife on hearing replies,It also means 'With Idiot For Ever'.
Father to Son
Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua ?Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,Father: Aur tum?Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya,Father: Aur tumhara result kesa Aya?Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho
Expiry Date
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?Husband : Nothing.Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
Facebook and Whats app Conversation
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION:On "What'sapp"Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho?Husband: Abhi kucch pata nahi , dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti
Hansi Ka Raaz
Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai,
Ek Gareeb Aadmi
Ek Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki dukan par gaya aur kaha, . Uparwale ke naam pe Ek aam dedo, . Dukandaar ne ek Gala - Sada Aam garib ko de diya, . Phir Us Gareeb ne kuch rupey nikaale aur dukandaar ko
Munna and Circuit
Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Honey Singh on phone
Honey Singh on phone:
A Lazy Boy
LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do,Papa: Khud uth k pi lo,Boy: Plz de do na.Papa: Ab manga to thappad marunga,Boy: Thapad marne aao to pani lete aana....
