socialLaloo Prasad & Bill Gates
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Five reasons computers must be female...
5.No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
Hell for Gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God....
Project Manager!
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I`ll have a C monkey please."
Real Life & Commands
5 minutes ago you were travelling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are travelling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance. You wish there was UNDO in life!
General Motors vs. Microsoft...
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the
What computer acronyms really stand for:
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
India’s Christians: politics of violence in Orissa
A catastrophic flood across the northeast
Software ADs on Doordarshan!
"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"
Technical fault
A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were all being led to the guillotine to be executed. They ask the priest if he wants to face upward or downward when he meets his fate.The priest says that he
Super Computer!
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo.
The writer and his art
It was a holiday. But before I would enjoy the mood, I was disturbed by an inexplicable wave of thought.I could not make out what it was. Sudddenly I remembered Rahul, my bosom frend; also my
Itemized billing!
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company
What will happen in 2012 ??
The Mayan civilization predicted that on December 21, 2012 something will happen to the world we know. Something will happen that will change our civilization, value systems and the way we know human
Three-year-old Rishikesh’s life was rudely cut short due to an Open Manhole in Mira Bhayandar
Techronia Technical Support Services
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Techronia Phone Support
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Techronia Priority Out Of Hours Wanker Service
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