Techronia Priority Out Of Hours Wanker Service

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

"I remember one client calling... It was about 2am and he used our Priority Out of Hours Wanker Service... He called saying that his screen was blank, his mind was blank, and he needed to start writing a presentation due to management the next morning." recalls technician Bob Goldbalm. "We immediately provided a solution, by asking the user to plug the computer in, "For the thing to work, just plug it in, moron!". "It's moments like this, to hear the squeals of glee from this fucking moron that make me feel like I am doing my job." says Bob shaking his head in disbelief.

Other articles

Techronia Technical Support Services
"The world of technology can be difficult for some." - Press Release

The effect of leadership in management changes
EFFECT OF LEADERSHIP

When change is imposed.

OH Women!!
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is <

Web design: managing a client’s expectations
Starting a site’s design before the content for that site is fully developed can be a costly mista

26/11 memories have faded the anger has perished...Why?
One year after the tragic attack on the life line of our country,It seems people have forgotten the

Indian Culture
We live in a world where stress and an unbalanced materialistic focus make the quest for spiritualit

The leader
It applies to organizations in general, and the ability of the organization to respond

Are You a Professional?
How you look, talk, write, act and work determines whether you are a professional or an ama

Three-year-old Rishikesh’s life was rudely cut short due to an Open Manhole in Mira Bhayandar
Three-year-old Rishikesh’s life was rudely cut short due to an Open Manhole in M

India: states of insecurity
A series of blasts in court compounds acrossthree cities in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh killed