Project Manager!

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I`ll have a C monkey please."
The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That`ll be $5000."
The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. The cost of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?"
The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C; very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage.
"That one`s even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"
"Oh, that one s a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000.
He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven`t actually seen it do anything, but it says it`s a Project Manager."

Other articles

Ad Space!
Microsoft to sell Ad space in error messages
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising

How to Start a Conversation With a Girl
For most guys, it is tough striking a conversation with a girl they like. The problem with guys usua

Indian Economy 2009
After several years of rapid growth, 2009, will prove a testing year for India. Inflation Inflation

India's 2009 General Election Delivers A Surprise Outcome
Contrary to exit poll findings and widespread expectations of a closely fought race, India's ruling

Tech Support!!
Why we should feel sorry for tech support people:
A woman called the Canon help desk with a pr

IT company
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss

Kindly propose !
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave

Managing client expectations
Managing client expectations before, during, and after a project is completed, is a difficult task f

Koh-i-noor, a Mountain of Light
There was a period when Indian diamonds were very famous the world over. These included the Koh-i-no

Shaheed Bhagat Singh
Bhagat Singh was an Indian freedom fighter, considered to be one of the most influential revolutiona