Hansi Ka Raaz
Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai,
Ek Gareeb Aadmi
Ek Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki dukan par gaya aur kaha, . Uparwale ke naam pe Ek aam dedo, . Dukandaar ne ek Gala - Sada Aam garib ko de diya, . Phir Us Gareeb ne kuch rupey nikaale aur dukandaar ko
Munna and Circuit
Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
A Lazy Boy
LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do,Papa: Khud uth k pi lo,Boy: Plz de do na.Papa: Ab manga to thappad marunga,Boy: Thapad marne aao to pani lete aana....
Pepsi ya Samosa
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
4 Bacche....
Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai.1st MBA 2nd MCA 3rd PHD 4th Chor haiFriend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte que nhi??Bap: Wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar hai....
Students are fearless
Two college principals argued that their students are fearless: . First college principle called the students n asked to jump in a sea full of sharks They jumped . Principal said: "See the guts"
What is GENERATION GAP?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Student ne ki Bhagwan se fariyaad
Student to God:
Funny Student Joke
Hostel Student to his friend: “Bhai Dhoka ho gya Dhoka” ;-(
Pappu ne kiya nek kaam
Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..?
Which Soap do you use
Salesman: Which Soap do you use?
3 lights save the earth from darkness
Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
Lazy People
People why you lazy??
Really Girls are Very Smart
Girl: Bhaiya yeh apple kaise diye?
New Generation Wedding
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single To Married?
Truly 5 Wonders
5 Wonders of the World!!
Sharabi ka wife ko SMS
Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya…
Indian definition of Electricity
Teacher: What is Electricity ?Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,she goes anytime,anywhere without telling anyone,even at midnight !
This is 21st Century
21st Century