India has all JUGAAD
5 Ke Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao ?China : Mazak Mat Karo.Japan : NamumkinAmerican : Sawaal Galat Hai.UK : Net Par Nahi Hai.Indian :Easy…F(IV)E.India has all “JUGAAD”.
3 Ways to write in an Exam
3 Ways to write in EXAM:
While in examination hall
While in examination hall :1st one hour – calligraphy2nd one hour – cursive writing3rd one hour – doctor writing..
Got married recently
Employee to his boss,“Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.”The boss replied,“The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.”
Bachcha aur Milk
Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai?Doctor: Haa, hota hai!Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir bhains ka bachcha kaala kyun hota hai?
I saw you on Road today
I saw You on the ROAD today.U were looking So fine,Your face SO divine,Your walk SO perfect.My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Manmohan Sabji lene gaye!
Manmohan Singh sabjee lene gaye…Sabji wale se puchha:Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai?Sabjiwala: Ab rulayega kya pagle?Muft mein le jao..pehli baar aawaz suni hai apki!!
Engineer Trolled by Plumber
Plumber: Sir, Null theek ho gayalabour charge 800 rupaiye..Engineer: arey, 1 ghante ki itni fees to meri bhi nahi hai!Plumber: Sir, jab main engineer tha to meri bhi nahin thi!
Frustrated professional joke
Boss : kaha gaye theEmployee : bal katwaneBoss : Office hours me?Employee : bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai………Boss : ghar me bhi to badhte haiEmployee : ganja ho kar to
Sanjay Dutt aur Baapu
In Jail..Sanjay Dutt: Jailer sahab, Mujhe fir se baapu dikh rela hai!Jailer: Kidhar?Sanjay Dutt: Wo udhar dhoti mein..Jailer: Abe Asaram Baapu hai wo!!
Pappu aur Traffic Policeman
Traffic Policeman: 100 fine de aur nikal jaa yahaan se.Pappu: Sir! Satyamev Jayate waapas aa raha hai…Traffic Policeman:Achchha theek hai.To yeh le 500 ki receipt…Pappu: Sir Sir! Main to
Sabse Pehla Password
Duniya ka sabse pehla password kya tha?Socho.Nahi pata?.Duniya ka sabse pehla password tha."KHUL JAA SIM SIM"
Allah Ki Rehmat
Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta....Hakim:Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!
Insaniyat Se vishwas uth gaya...
Chor aya,Tijori par likha tha :"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"Button dabate hi Police aa gayi. Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me kehna hai ? Chor : Maa kasam aaj insaniyat se
Doctors and Students
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer.....We Tried Our BestCan’t Say Anything Right Now!
Mouse vs Lion
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion. The
TV hi Dekh Le....
This one please..Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi . TV dekh lun?daadi:- Mujhse baat kar le.pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi rahenge?Aap,mom,dad,Didi,main aur meri billi.. daadi:- nahi beta aapke
Challan Kaat diya
"Everyone goes with the flow...but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life..."Before I could explain this to the Traffic Police, paagal ne challan kaat diya....!!
Height of Kuch Bhi
Height of Kuch Bhi .................Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain, aur unn mein se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bache? ...Student: Sir 9 Haathi ...Teacher: Wah tumhe kaise pata
Solid Insult
Solid InsultEk Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane walejaldi mar jate hai.Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi ki age 106