Indian definition of Electricity

Posted on 8th Dec 2014 02:56 pm by mohit kumar

Teacher: What is Electricity ?
Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,
she goes anytime,
anywhere without telling anyone,
even at midnight !

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