Marriage Unnecessary hai
Hilarious....Went to wish happy anniversary to my neighbour today.Asked their maid where the couple were.she said “Woh bahar gayen hain. Unka Marriage Unnecessary hai !"
Lawyer Mind
Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...Ordered 2 drinks and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them... Waitress: Sorry Sirs !!! But you can't eat your OWN
Types of tense
Santa : Teen maidam.
Car Dents
Banta was driving back from Shimla when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of tennis balls pelted his car leaving it full of dents.He drove to the nearby automotive center and
Lost Tourist
A man from Lahore was touring Punjab and got lost. He saw Santa working in his field and stopped for directions.
Faithful Wife
Santa is talking to Banta about married life.
Nature Calls
Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot.
Banta's Mule
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.
Jingle Translation
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Sardar’s order
Sardar at bar in New York.
Spell it
Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sodaless Picnic
Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.
Banta wants to die
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
I was born in Punjab!
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji’s Chinese kid
Sardarji got the fourth child.
Santa singh planting the chicken
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
Where is the car?
Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
I want toilet paper
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
Murga sardar tha…
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
I am not your son
‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.