Best Kept Secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
Don’t blame the maid
One House Wife is scolding her maid servant as she is not getting her costly undergarments and she is blaming her that she has stolen the undergarments.
Sharma ji se le lena
Ek aurat: Ja beta samne wali aunti ke yaha se ek katori cheeni le aa.
Top 20 Funny Quotes
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Real Mother !
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day.
Bobby Darling
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.
Stages of Drunk
The 5 Stages of Drunkenness
Pappu Can’t Code….
[Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat , Kit kit kat kat, Let’s code] 2
How To Be Annoying?
1. Drum on every available surface.
Do girls make loud sound?
Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls
18 Holes of Golf
Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
A WEEK JOKE
One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a butterfly."
THE TRAIN JOKE
A large two engined train was crossing America.
Do you know......
Do you know things which live after death;
engg. student joke
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Machar Ka Bacha
Machar ka bacha pehli bar uda .Jab wapis aaya to Bap ne pucha kaisa laga Udke?Bacha Bola : Bahut acha laga, jidar bhi gaya log Taliya(clapping) baja rhe the!!!!
Machhar ki rago me khoon
machhar ne aapko kata.... ye uska junun tha
Chintu vs Professor
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one que?
Pay attention
1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the table with real dead body. The professor started the class by telling them two important qualities as a
Clever Engineer
An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote