Clever Engineer


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-. A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000. He says to the Engineer: I cant feel any taste on my tongue... Engineer asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22. After that the MAN shouts: What d _____ ...its URINE!! The doctor says congratulations your sense of taste is back now. The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost Rs.300. After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too. CLEVER Doctor : I have lost my memory. Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue. C. DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for sense of taste. Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back. Moral: Dont try to be over-smart with Engineers...
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