Chintu vs Professor

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one que? Prof: Yes. Chintu: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u have to give me A. Professor agreed. . . . Chintu asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical? Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer. He had to finally give up as he really didnot know. He gave the boy his A. The following day, professor asked same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands. He asked one student. He answered: Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but not logical. Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 yearold boy, dis is logical but not legal. Ur wifes boyfriend has failed in his exam &yet u have given him an A, dis is neither logical nor legal.

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