THE TRAIN JOKE

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A large two engined train was crossing America.

After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.

Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.

The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time.

The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly."

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Pati Par Line Maar Rahi Ladki

Jab Rajnigandha Khaane Ke Baad Bhi Duniya Aapke Kadmon Mein Naa Aaaye....

Jab Rajnigandha Khaane Ke Baad Bhi Duniya Aapke Kadmon Mein Naa Aaaye....

After Lockdown My Bank Balance To Me

 

After Lockdown My Bank Balance To Me

Premi- Bhagwan Ne Tumhe Itna Sundar Kyu Banaya

प्रेमी: भगवान ने तुम्हें इतना सुंदर ब

Shadi Ke Baad

 

लड़की: मैं शादी के बाद तुम्हारे

Lockdown Mein Sabse Zyada Nuksan Taimur Ko Hua Hai..

Lockdown Mein Sabse Zyada Nuksan Taimur Ko Hua Hai..

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Ek Hi

china - Mene Hawa me corona milaya

 

India -Inta Mazaa Kyu aarha hai..

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china - Me

When unknown person come to my home.

 

When unknown person come to my home.

Ayurvedic Dawai

"एक पत्नी अपने पति को पीट रही थी तो सास

Kesa Laga Mera Mazak

 

Kesa Laga Mera Mazak