Before u date my daughter, fill this up
A father mentions the terms and conditions before anyone dates his daughter!
The sweetest proposal by a kindergarten boy:
Boy: ka tm mujh se shadi talodi
Impossible final exams
Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Difficult Interview Question!
Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!”
Aisi Jaan!
Sir: ‘bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.’
And he walked everywhere he went
A young man comes home and says “Dad, I just got my driver’s license and so would like to use the family car.”
Expelled for poor eye-sight
A middle aged man was walking down the street. He saw a business acquaintance looking downcast.
As worse as it gets!!
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Hobbies!!
Once a teacher was asking the students about their hobbies.
What is the answer
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
If students get wrong concept
A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not God exists, The professor had the following logic:
Sentence starting with “I”
Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
What is my age?
Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Worst exam ever
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.
Biggest lie
Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
Short And Sweet Answer…
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Who discovered America?
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
Some important laws which Mr. Newton forgot to state
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Best Buddies
Nancy announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.
Best Consultant
Doctor Simon is known throughout London as one of the best consultants on arthritis. He always has a waiting room full of people who need his advice and specialist treatment.