computer-and-technologyKilled the pig !
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the
American women poll
A recent poll of American women asked the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?
Poor Princess Diana!
Knock, knock.
Share Punjabi in Six Hours!
Once Ronald Reagan met Indira Gandhi. She talks about Zail Singh s incompetence in English. Reagan boasts that he can teach Zail in 12 hours, and he will be perfect in English after that. So Zail
Tragedy!
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".
Hold up!
A tea party in honour of freedom fighters was in progress at Giani Zail Singh’s house. Two other former Presidents, Neelam Sanjiva Reddy and R. Venkataraman were also present. Suddenly a group of
President Bush an idiot
An American and A Russian were arguing about the virtues of communism and democracy.
There’s nothing RajniCan’t Do!!!
==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
Bill Gates And God
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.Al responded that he felt
Bill Gates Meets His Match
Comedians' Best Lines, 1997
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like
Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb.AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.MCI VIRUS:
Crashing Supermodels
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the captain of the plane announces: "We have just lost power to the engines and are going to
Give Back My Glove
I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash her with a knife. I did not bonk her on the head. I did not know that she was dead.I stayed at home that fateful night. I took a cab, then took a flight.
