computer-and-technologyBinary Counting
Q: How easy is it to count in binary? A: It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
New Technology
Before and After Technology!!
Newton's Law
Newton's law: A goat was walking.NEWTON stopped it. It stopped. He found his first law, "An object continues to move unless it's ...stopped". He gave a FORCE by kicking the goat, it gave a Sound "MA"!
We don't have Windows
Beat this one:
What is Attachment!!!
A very emotional quote......
Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil
The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)By converting the letters of his current name to the
Top Ten Ways Michael Jackson Would Be Cooler if He Lived in the Star Wars Universe
1. Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably acceptable 2. Would not have needed huge effects budget for 'Captain EO' 3. In shocking revelation, he might have really been the
A caption contest!
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next
Raabert had twins
Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..
Is ka kya karen?
Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?
Shorthand Seekh Legi
Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.
A Murga as a Gift
Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
John Abrahm
was driving down the street in a sweat because he
Jab Gabbar paida hua…
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Big Fart
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen.
Spare Parts
Nelson Mandela is at home watching the box, when there is a knock at his door. He gets up and answers it, there is a Chinese bloke with clipboard, and behind him is a lorry full of exhaust pipes.
New Cadillac
The Pakistani President, Gen Pervez Musharraf, is visiting his friend, U.S. President George Bush, in Washington, DC.
Bad horse
The story is told of a day when Queen Elizabeth had the Duke Of Edenbourgh over for a cup of tea. The conversation turned equestrian and the Queen was telling the Duke about her new prize horse.
Not sticking!!!
George W Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General,
A Deadly Sneeze?
Adolf Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed.
