Bill Gates And God

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.

Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important.

God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand". God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most.

Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important.

God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand". God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly.

God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?"

Bill responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".

Other jokes

PINTU OR USKAI PATAKHAI

पिंटू माँ दिवाली आने वाली ह मै पठाखे �

Tauba Tauba Tauba Sara Mood Kharab kar diya

 

Tauba Tauba Tauba Sara Mood Kharab kar diya

Toilet Paper Miracle
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her br

When Your Mom Says Din Bhar Phone Me Duba Rehta Hai

 

When Your Mom Says Din Bhar Phone Me Duba Rehta Hai

Indian Cricket team In corona Crisis

Indian Cricket team In corona Crisis..

.

.

.

Bache Hi Bache Honge

Scratch here for ANSWERS ^_^

New way of writting answers in exams.

If you don’t know the answer,
th

Michael Vaughan Right Now...

Michael Vaughan Right Now...

.

.

.

Band Karo Main Aapse Hath Jod

How Lucky You Are

How Lucky You Are

Family Members When I Use FB

 

Family Members When I Use FB

When Google Services Down Chintu Be Like..

When Google Services Down Chintu Be Like..

.

.

.

Chintu Jaise Dev