There’s nothing RajniCan’t Do!!!
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16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
==>When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
==>Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!
==>Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
==>Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
==>The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
==>Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
==>Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!
==>Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!
==>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!
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