There’s nothing RajniCan’t Do!!!


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice. ==>When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down. ==>Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!! ==>Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. ==>Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. ==>The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off. ==>Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink. ==>Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog! ==>Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!! ==>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!

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