Computer Viruses

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back to 1.3gb.

AT&T VIRUS:
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

MCI VIRUS:
Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back...

DAN QUAYLE VIRUS:
Prevents your system from spawning any child process without joining into a binary network.

TERRY RANDLE VIRUS:
Prints "oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort".

CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS:
Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

EMELDA MARCOS VIRUS:
Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy.

GEORGE BUSH VIRUS:
It starts by boldly stating "Read my docs...No new files!" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional virus.

DENVER BRONCOS VIRUS:
Makes your P133 machine perform like a 286/AT

L.A.P.D. VIRUS:
It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense".

Other jokes

Spidy goes for pest control

Yo mama so dumb she called Spiderman for pest control.

Saddam and Clinton
Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace pro

Uthaati Hai Magar Uthne Ka Nahi

 

Uthaati Hai Magar Uthne Ka Nahi

Shadi Me, Mauke ka Fayda

शादी में कुछ लड़के ऐसे भी होते हैं

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3 lights save the earth from darkness

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..

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1st: sunlight

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After 1st Month Relationship

 

After 1st Month Relationship

When Police Ask Where Are You Going without Mask Me Be Like

 

Police - Where Are You Going without Mask..

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AUDI Q7
BOY on a date in a AUDI Q7 -- Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai That I am already married. Girl: (

Me And My Friend Watching Couples Playing holi

 

Me And My Friend Watching Couples Playing holi

Corona Callertune Be Like

 

Me After Listening Bimari se Ladna Hai bimar Se Nai,For The 100th Time In The Coro