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CLINTON'S PARROT JOKE
Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful, colorful parrot.
Shocked Bush
Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
UN meeting
At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.
Indian
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.
Laloo`s Threat
A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
Close to home!
GARY, Indiana - Last Monday FBI agents busted a $1,000-a-day cocaine ring being run out of City Hall, allegedly by the city`s chief computer programer and its payroll clerk. Programer Arthur Harris,
Wedding day blues!
Pakistan announced a ban on lavish wedding feasts. Explaining such
Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Bush and Gore
Bush and Gore were sitting in a restaurant to discuss the craziness of the
Titanic Video vs Clinton Video
TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
Clinton Goes To Heaven
President Clinton had just died and wound up at the Pearly Gates of Heaven..."And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter. "It's me, Bill
Al Gore's New Program
Al Gore was entertaining Joe Leiberman and decided to show off his new home.
Saddam and Clinton
Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of
How Government Works
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Best patient
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
World War III
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
World War III
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The palestinians took them!
The Israeli Ambassador is sitting down with Yassir Arafat to try to work out a peace agreement. The Ambassador asks if he might first
