Al Gore's New Program


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Al Gore was entertaining Joe Leiberman and decided to show off his new home. Upon entering the bedroom, Joe noticed a very large wooden box with 5 empty beer cans and about $1500.00 in cash. Out of curiosity, Joe asked ''AL, I see you're a beer drinker, I am too! you see, we DO have something in common'' With a condescending voice, Al quipped, '' yes, of course we do Joe'' Joe then asked '' Al, why the 5 empty cans and all that cash'' Al gladly told Joe about his new program. '' Joe, since last month, I have decided to turn a new leaf and become a more accountable person, while at the same time rewarding myself for my efforts. Whenever I tell a lie, I drink a beer and put the can in this box'' ''That's really impressive'', Joe replied, ''only 5 beer cans in a whole month, but tell me, where did all that cash come from''? Without missing a beat, Al responded, ''Whenever the box gets full of beer cans, I take it down to the recycling center, you know how concerned I am about environmental issues'

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