Al Gore's New Program
Posted on
16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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Al Gore was entertaining Joe Leiberman and decided to show off his new home.
Upon entering the bedroom, Joe noticed a very large wooden box with 5 empty beer
cans and about $1500.00 in cash.
Out of curiosity, Joe asked ''AL, I see you're a beer drinker, I am too! you
see, we DO have something in common''
With a condescending voice, Al quipped, '' yes, of course we do Joe''
Joe then asked '' Al, why the 5 empty cans and all that cash''
Al gladly told Joe about his new program. '' Joe, since last month, I have
decided to turn a new leaf and become a more accountable person, while at the
same time rewarding myself for my efforts. Whenever I tell a lie, I drink a beer
and put the can in this box''
''That's really impressive'', Joe replied, ''only 5 beer cans in a whole month,
but tell me, where did all that cash come from''?
Without missing a beat, Al responded, ''Whenever the box gets full of beer cans,
I take it down to the recycling center, you know how concerned I am about
environmental issues'
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