Saddam and Clinton
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16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of
talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down, he notices three buttons on
the side of Saddam's chair.
They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the first button. A
boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Clinton in the face.
Confused, Clinton carries on talking as Saddam laughs.
A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out
and kicks Clinton in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Clinton carries on
talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two
countries.
But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks
Clinton in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much
without them functioning well.
"I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two
weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two
men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Clinton's chair and prepares
himself for the Yank's revenge.
They begin talking and Bill presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing
happens. Clinton snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button.
Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Clinton roars with laughter. When
the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens.
Clinton falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.
"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"
Clinton says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"
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