Shocked Bush

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaimed. "That's terrible!"

His staff was stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sat, his head in his hands.

Finally, the president looked up and asked, "Just how many is a brazillion?"

Other jokes

Tere Se Achi Pata Rakhi Hai

Chhori boli photo achchi laga rakhi hai..

 

Main bola chance mat maar pagli

When Someone Says Oye Chuna Laga Diya..

When Someone Says Oye Chuna Laga Diya..

When My friend using my Phone And Brightness is 100%

 

When My friend using my Phone And Brightness is 100%

Professor Santa Called a Plumber

Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.

Guess why?

Because

<

Aurto Ka dukh

औरतों की दुःख की

सबसी बड़ी वजह: ☝

Mujhe Blue Colour Chahiye

 

Mujhe Blue Colour Chahiye

5 rupey ke 3 pyaaj

WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.!
HUSBAND (Excited ): Wo kaise ??

WIF

Dekh, Dekh Na

 

Dekh, Dekh Na

Mele Babu Ne Thana Nahi Thaya

 

Mom- Chal Beta Khana Kha Le

She- Nahi Mele Babu Ne Thana Nahi Thaya..

Mera Dost Mere Ullu

 

Is kadar hum aapko tadpatey hain

Ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hain,