How Government Works
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16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
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Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Congress said," Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night
watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said," How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So
they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the
instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then Congress said," How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks
correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people.
One to do the studies and one to write the reports.
Then Congress said," How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the
following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two
people.
Then Congress said," Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they
created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative
Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Congress said," We have had this command in operation for one year and we
are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." So they laid off the
night watchman.
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