Sanskaari aloknath
Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket. Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta ! Bahu : Buddhe ab bas bhi kar !! Aloknath : Arre I mean take my Son's Car
2 Pagalo ki kahani
Ek pagal ne ek pagal ki jaan bachai
Baap pe hua charas ka asar
Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena,
Budhiya ne bnaya Daaku ko aaurat
Daaku (budhiya se) : jitna bhi maal he tere pass sab de de mujhe jaldi Budiya : ye le mera haar ye le mera jhumka Ye le meri payal Ye le meri nathni Ye le meri anguthi Ye le meri churiya Or
Result mai ye kya ho gya ^_^
During exam: . . Yeh bhi ho gaya . . Ye bhi ho gaya . . Ye bhi ho gaya . . . . . . . . . . . . . In Result: yeh kyaa ho gaya...
Oye tu janta hai main kon hu ?
Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Tell Me Properly
Rahul gandhi "Satyamev Jayat" kyu nhi dekh payega ?
Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai'
Rishta vahi soach nayi...
Boys girls ko item kyo kahte hai? Kyoki item means maal... Maal means paisa... Paisa means laxmi... Aur ladkiyo ko ghar ki laxmi kahte hai "Rishta vahi soch nAyi" ^_^
Bachhe ke Bill Gates se 5 sawal ^_^
Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates koletter likhta h
5 rupey ke 3 pyaaj
WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.! HUSBAND (Excited ): Wo kaise ?? WIFE: 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya, 1 mai utha ke bhag gayi, aur 1 usne mujhe fek ke mara.. to wo bhi utha layi .
Paper ko dekhu ya madam ko ^_^
After Exam::
Sleeping improves your gk...
Who Invented Steam Engine?? . . . . . . Student : ‘What’ Sir ? . . . . . Teacher : Yes, Its Correct! ”JAMES WATT!” Sit down ! . . . . . . M0RAL : Sleeping Impr0ves Ur GK...
Which stadium is this ? its Wankhede ^_^
SRK asked an MCA official "Which stadium is this?"
Akhir Santa ne khali copy kyu di examiner ko ?
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai ?
doctor operation se phle patient ko behosh kyu krte hen ?
Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye...
kya aapko pta h "Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota h" ?
Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota hai?
Do you know ? Badal itne kaley kyo hote he
Do u know ? ?
Jatt aur baniya
Jatt: Oye Yara Machli Khayega?
Teacher to Ramu...