jokes2 Fast networks ... Email and female ^_^
Duniya mai 2 network sabse fast hai...
Dangerous Dosti...
I came home late today, and dad asked: \"Where have u been?\" I replied: \"i was at my friend\'s place...\" Dad called 10 of friends right in front of me.. . . .
B Tech graduate Choukidar ...
Ek Stdnt Ne Engineering Ka Form Bharte Hue Pas Khade Chokidar Se Pucha : Kesa H College?? . . . . .
Maine umer bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa....
Maine umar bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa..... Aaj ussi ke baache mujhe kehte hai.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Papa school tak chor do....
Santa baap banne ki kushi mai hua mota ... ^_^
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Sambhal kr khi kutta kaat na le ^_^
Boy and girl were sitting in a park 2 dogs kissed each other Boy : jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi? . Girl : ok, par sambhal ke... kahi, kutta kaat na le.
Happy birthday Tuyu ^_^
Pados mein kya chal raha he? "Birthday hai" "Kiska?" "Tuyu ka." "Tuyu?" "Ha! Sunai to kuch aisa hi de raha hai... .
Jis din jamanat huyi hmari us din zindgi khatam tumhari ...
Jailer : Suna hain tum shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . . Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi
Santa ki shadi
Santa : aaj me paresan hu. Banta : kyu ? Santa : yar meri kal sadi he or ladki walo ne kam logo ko bulaya he Banta : to isme paresan
Shatabdi Express patri per nhi train per a rhi h ^_^
Punjab me 1 Train k niche 100 Sardar aa gaye !!!
Santa ki wrong landing... ^_^
Fighter pilot Santa, kamyabi ke baad apna Plane land karne pe bahut khush hua.. . .
k ... gm ... hmmmm... insaan h ya bhains ^_^
Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki OK ki jagah " K " aur GOOD MORNING ki jagah " GM " likhne wale, Jeewan ke 2 seconds bacha ke kya ukhaad lete hain ?
Ittu sa bachha
santa ke ghar 20 saal baad bachha hua, usse dekh kr santa udaash ho gya !!!
Santa ka gold vala phone...
Ek baar Santa ka phone toilet me gir gya,
Jhoothi girlfriend ^_^
Boy : Kahan per ho?
Computer marriage...
Ladki : Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki Fir whatsapp pr chating ki Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.
Osama ka Chiraag ^_^
Ek aadmi ko raaste me ek chiraag mila usne use ragda aur...
Glass mai sharap ^_^
Santa sharab peekar ek saadhu se takaraa gya..
Banta Uth yaar bhukamp aa rha hai ^_^
Santa : Yaar uth bhukamp aa rha hai, , saara ghar hil rha hai..
Amazing India...
Funny meanings of places in english . 1=Large State "Maha-Rastra" . 2=Place of Kings "Raja-Sthan" . 3=Mr. City "Shri-Nagar" . 4=Rhythm of Eyes "Naini-Tal" . 5=Face "Surat" . 6=Unmarried Girl.
