Oye tu janta hai main kon hu ?


Posted on 2nd Jan 2015 03:28 pm by amit yadav

Santa train me ek seat par akela
leta tha



Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho
jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai



Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??



Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya



phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side me ho ja
chotu mujhe baithna hai



Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu



Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan
pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haan bol tu kaun
hai..??



Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz
bukhar hai...

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