Jokes

Kanjus Santa

Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya,

American attacked by Afgani

An Afganistani boy took admission in an American school ...

Santa ki faasi se phle aakhri icha...

Inspector to Santa : Faansi se pehle,bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???

Boy on date in restaurant...

Boy on date in Restaurant

Long drive pe chal...

Girl : HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain? Boy : Long Drive Par Girl : Wow !!! Pehle Kyun Nai Batya Boy : Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai Girl : Kaisay BoY : Break Nai lag rhe...

Girlfriend Date Pe Bahut Hi Choti Skirt Pahan...

Girlfriend Date Pe Bahut Hi Choti Skirt Pahan Ke Aayi...

Intelligent Pappu

Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya mei kitne desh hai ??? Pappu : Kar di na pagalon wali baat,

3 boys proposed a girl...

3 boys proposed a girl CHULBUL : Mai tumhare liye apni jaan de sakta hu.

Santa aadhi raat ko...

Santa Aadhi Raat Ko Apni moti Biwi Ko Jaga Ke bola... Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai Ya Ekdum Se? Biwi: Ekdum Se !! Santa: To Apni Dusri TAANG Bhi Mujhpe Rakh Aur Kissa

Santa ki aakhri khvaish...

Jailer : Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa : Biwi Se Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi Santa : Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

Daya khooni andar hai ... tod do darwaza...

Gandhi : Hinsa achi baatnhi, use chor do... Einstein : Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do... Manmohan: Theek hai... Sonia : Desh k liye mujhe votedo... Arnold Schwarzenegger : Biceps build karne k liye

Gf ek boyfriend anek...

Gf : Jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge Bf : Abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h... aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h Gf : Maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya

Dupatta was invented in india so that...

Dupatta was invented in India,

Teacher Shocked... Pappu Rocked...

Sir : Akbar kaun tha ?? Pappu : Pata nahin.. SIR : Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.. Pappu : Sir  Love, Pankaj, Avinash kaun hai ?? SIR : Pata nahi.. Pappu:Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..

Father: What's the name of our PM ?, funny reply by son ^_^

Father : What's the name of our PM ? Son : We don't have PM in our Country. Father (gets angry) : Shutup! Tell me the name of our PM. Son : Okay dad, first you tell me the model no. of our type

Jab Santa ne dekha Bhoot ko...

Santa: kal main raat ko bathroom mai gaya to ander bhoot tha

Ladki ki baate sunkar shopkeeper hua behosh...

Ladki ne new laptop liya....

Har baat me ungli krna jruri hai kya ? -__-

Jab ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle to . . . . . . . . . . . . ghee garam krlo . . har baat me ungli krna jruri hai kya ? -__-

Aaj kal ke bachhe...

Flight me Pilot ne announce kia :

Chor ander kaise jayenge ... darwaja to Santa todd kr le gya ^_^

Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya