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Study time
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Arrivals of the president
American Vs Dutch president
Sambhar or rasam
Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today Husband : First make it, we will name it later
Idiot at which end ?
Son: Dad I got punished in school today. Dad: Why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot” I Just asked “which end”…?
Electricity defined by johny
Teacher: What is Electricity ? Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character, she goes anytime, anywhere without telling anyone, even at midnight !!!
Gale mai dard hai
Wife: Aaaaaaah…
Usmaan hai ka kabaddeka kaam
Wife - “sunte ho ji … mai 48 saal ki huun fir bhi aapka ek dost mere husn kee taarif karta hai !”
Koyle ki khan me aag lag gai
Santa kee wife ka rang kaalaa tha …
What is loud and obnoxious?
Wife: What is loud and obnoxious?
15 din or ruk jao
Wife : Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband : 15 din aur ruk jao...
kya ladki thi
Shohar : Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, Wah! kya larki thi. Bibi : Akeli he aai hogi? Shohar : Tumko kese pata: Bibi : Uska husband mere khuab main tha.
Vishnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, Wife : kesa lag raha he ji? Husband : jese vishnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.
Patni ke marne ki kushi
Patni : main tumhare bina mar jaaungi. Pati : main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga.
Patni ka dusra aadmi
Pati : mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega. Patni : tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon.
Pati patni ki sharing
Pati : main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu. Patni : chalo phir bank account se start karte hain.
Patni ki achi baat
Salgirah ka tofa
Patni: “Aapne pichle saal saalgirah pe mujhe lohey ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?” pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
Baap banne ki kushi mai pati hua mota
patni : Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. pati : Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho. patni : Main to maa banne wali hoon! pati : Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon
Saatwa janam
Pati patni mandir main! Pati - tumne kya manga? Patni - Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe. Patni - Aur aapne. Pati - Ye mera saatwa janam ho
