jokesrofl!!! we are supposed to stay on the horse...
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race.
Chicago bears don't beat anybody !!!
Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?" "Oh, no," Baby Bear replied, "I don't want to
Christmas tree... hahaha...
punjabiyan di chirstmas tree ...
Stupid patient
Patient : "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea." Doctor : "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
Smart student
Student : "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" Teacher :" Of course not." Student : "Good, because I haven't done my homework."
Save girl child
Generation change ...
Hahahaha... Husband at home !!! >
Phone rings at night….. Husband : If its for me, then say I am not at home! Wife (on phone) : He is at home… Husband (in anger) : What the HELL?? Wife : SHUT UP, It was for ME.
Never under estimate the power of three things...
Never under estimate the power of three things : 1. Wife angry for a reason; 2. Wife angry without reason and 3. Wife about to get angry & looking for a reason.......!!!
rofl !!!! Made in japan radio says "All india radio" !!!
Girl : You cheated me. Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you Mam Girl : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
Hahaha ... I am going
Santa : Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? Banta : Main jaa raha hun. Santa : Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke
Funny interview
Boss : Where were you born? Employee : India .. Boss : which part? Employee : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India
Two skeletons of king !!!
Tourist : Whose skeleton is that? Santa : An old king's skeleton. Tourist : Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa : That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
App for husbands, protects them from wife
After massive demands from all husbands……….
Want to be happy ? Never try to understand your wife...
“If you want to be Happy with your husband, Love him Less & Understand him more !
Guy celebrating for being rejected
In a party.. Wife : Look At that guy drinking n dancing.! Husband: Who’s he? Wife : 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected him Husband : Oh my god, he is still celebrating
Hahaha... Girl with a fake fb profile to like her own pics !!!
Twist in the tale.......!!!
Baap bda na bhaiya ... sabse bda rupaiya...
Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that person is your real father.
Cheated man
Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once? But many people still go to their in laws house again & again.
While talking to wife, husband remains silent
Man outside phone booth : “Excuse me, you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word” Man inside : “I am talking to my wife”
No matter how loud a man is outdoor
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
