World War III
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The palestinians took them!
The Israeli Ambassador is sitting down with Yassir Arafat to try to work out a peace agreement. The Ambassador asks if he might first
Stages of Drunk
The 5 Stages of Drunkenness
There’s nothing RajniCan’t Do!!!
==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
Pappu Can’t Code….
[Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat , Kit kit kat kat, Let’s code] 2
How To Be Annoying?
1. Drum on every available surface.
When I was a toddler
When I was a toddler, someone gave me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. My father was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup
Before and After marriage
Before the marriage:
Do girls make loud sound?
Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls
Jingle Translation
Original
Sardar’s order
Sardar at bar in New York.
Spell it
Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sodaless Picnic
Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.
Sardar Auto Repair Shop
Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop.
Give Him Another Chance
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”
Banta wants to die
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
Banta wants to die
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
I was born in Punjab!
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji’s Chinese kid
Sardarji got the fourth child.
Santa singh planting the chicken
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.