Where is the car?
Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
I want toilet paper
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.
Murga sardar tha…
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
I am not your son
‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.
Amazing Glass
Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’
The Railway Station
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.
Office of The Hindustan Times
A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
Naughty photo
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school
Fred and his girl friend
When Fred proposed to his girl friend she said, "I love the simple things
One And Only Love
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for
Sensible girl
Boy: "You look like a sensible girl. Will you marry me?"
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone Up
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.
Girlfriend 5.0
Desperately seeking technical support!I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend 5.0 and having some problems. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 for years as my
"You're single aren't you?"
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys: 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube of toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving of cereal 1
Reasons It's Great To Be A Man
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel
Feel Like A Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses
Female Bashing
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?A: Because a woman who can't even afford a
His and Hers ATM Machines
HIS:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert card3. Enter PIN and account4. Take cash, card and receipt5. Drive awayHERS:1. Pull up to ATM2. Back up and pull forward to get closer3. Shut off engine4. Put