Banta wants to die

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied. The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?” “No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“

Other jokes

Bobby Darling
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

When Everyone Is Comparing You With Sachin But You Are Playing Like Afridi..

When Everyone Is Comparing You With Sachin..

.

.

.

But You Are Pl

RCB Fans Right Now..

RCB Fans Right Now..

I was in the restroom

I was in in the public restroom

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the oth

Girl failed in english exam ? but she thinks its unpossible

Boy :- I heared you failed in english ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Vampire High School

Vampire High School

All What Girls Want In A Boy...

All What Girls Want In A Boy...

Michael Jackson is a god

 

A little kid asks his father, “Daddy, Is God a man or a woman?”

<

Naak Ktane Bharat Me Aata Hai

 

Santa – Rahul gandhi ne bhart ko badnam kar diya hain.

Banta –

Data Pack Badhao

रात भर मुझे इस बात ने सोने

नहीँ दिय