Before and After marriage

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I’m not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. Now after the marriage. You can read it bottom to top leaving last line.

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