jokesExide Battery
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Dhakka Start
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Train ka Engine
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Sahan Shakti
Wife : Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Hospital ka ICU
Ladkiwale - Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho....
Computer engineer!
A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering.
Lion and Sardars
Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells:
Side Effects
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why?
Correct but useless
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into the Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles
Keeping Secrets
Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto
Santa in ICU
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.
Umbalo-Gong
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa takes a boat over to the other island to see how Banta is
Santa's Curtains
Santa enters a store that sell curtains.
OH SANTA
It s Christmas Eve and Santa arrives at this beautiful young woman s apartment. She takes one look at Santa and decides that she needs to make love to Santa.
SANTA'S LITTLE FRIEND JOKE
A little kid sits on Santa's lap, and Santa says, "What would you like for Christmas?"
Thought about men
Thought 1 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.When we die, our widows get the life insurance.What do
Late Night Party
The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges.On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get
Pathan has a Pass
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally
A wedding ring
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed.The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various
