The Monk and the Priest


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A monk and a priest are driving down a street in differnt directions.

Oddly enough, they end up getting into a crash.

They both get out of their cars, infuriated that there had been a wreck.

But since both of them are men of god, they began to talk.

The priest says that it was fortunate for these two men of the cloth to have met in such a strange way.

The monk says that it was also lucky that his bottle of fine wine was left undamaged after such a great accident.

So, they decide to celebrate.

The priest ends up drinking almost all of the wine.

And just as there's about a drink left in the whole bottle, the priest asks the rabbi if he would like a drink.

The monk shrugs and says "No thanks, I'll just wait for the police to arrive."

155 Like 54 Dislike
Previous jokes Next jokes
Other jokes

Sarkari Naukari Ka Kamaal

Sarkari Naukari Ka Kamaal 

After Sending A Request To A Girl At Night

After Sending A Request To A Girl At Night..

.

.

.

next Morning i

Aaj to April Fool Day Hai

Aaj to April Fool Day Hai

Car Chahiye Thi Tumhari

 

Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai?

Girl – Theek chal rahi hai.

Kabaddi Champion

 

Wife: Judge Sahab Mujhy mere husband se Divorce chahiye.

Judge: Magar wo t

Whenever I Try To Study..

Whenever I Try To Study..

Free Body Massage

Free Body Massage

Luck By Chance Otehrwise April Fool

 

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?

April 1

U Know

English Vs Hindi

English : He is so talented

Hindi : बहुत हरामी चीज़ है ये

Ek cup Coffee

Ladies of 1970s:
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji.
Ladies of 1980s:

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share a joke with us.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash