jokesTop Ten Ways Michael Jackson Would Be Cooler if He Lived in the Star Wars Universe
1. Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably acceptable 2. Would not have needed huge effects budget for 'Captain EO' 3. In shocking revelation, he might have really been the
CLINTON'S PARROT JOKE
Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful, colorful parrot.
18 Holes of Golf
Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
A WEEK JOKE
One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a butterfly."
santa gets very angry!!!!
Santa and Banta in a heated argument.Santa gets very angry and shouts, "Suck my Dick,".Banta : Wat d hel? On 1 side we are fighting . & now u are trying to b romantic.
3 GIRLFRIENDS
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
Height of "Ohh Shit"
A guy takes blade and writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms and ?????
THE TRAIN JOKE
A large two engined train was crossing America.
Do you know......
Do you know things which live after death;
Shocked Bush
Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
Feelings
Boy proposed a girl......
UN meeting
At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.
Biwi / padosan
Biwi ko apni palko par bitha lo....
Indian
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings.
EIFIL TOWER
AN OLD COUPLE ON HONEYMOON IN PARIS.
Laloo`s Threat
A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
engg. student joke
Top reason for arrears:
Close to home!
GARY, Indiana - Last Monday FBI agents busted a $1,000-a-day cocaine ring being run out of City Hall, allegedly by the city`s chief computer programer and its payroll clerk. Programer Arthur Harris,
Machar Ka Bacha
Machar ka bacha pehli bar uda .Jab wapis aaya to Bap ne pucha kaisa laga Udke?Bacha Bola : Bahut acha laga, jidar bhi gaya log Taliya(clapping) baja rhe the!!!!
Wedding day blues!
Pakistan announced a ban on lavish wedding feasts. Explaining such
