Under The Bed

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

I'll sleep on it," said Jimmy.

Six months later the doctor met Jimmy on the street.

"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for $10."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!

Other jokes

When You Save Money to travel but your money travels first..

When You Save Money to travel but your money travels first..

When Its Raining But The Electricity Doesn't Go

 

When Its Raining But The Electricity Doesn't Go

patni- btao mene shadi ke din kon si saadi pehni thi

पत्नी पति से –

Facebook Roti Nahi Degi

पापा : सारा दिन 'Facebook' पे बैठा रहता है....

Umbalo-Gong
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands a

Coffee 200 ki suger is free

 

Coffee 200 ki suger is free

Santa Ka Beta

 

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye

Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle

Funny Joke of the day

 

बॉयफ्रेंड ने बार बार गर्लफ्रें

When You Realise That You Can't Steal Pens In Online Classes

 

When You Realise That You Can't Steal Pens In Online Classes

Stop Meeting With Girlfriend

Avoid meeting your girlfriend in monsoon,

 

.

 

.