Under The Bed

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

How much do you charge?"

"A hundred dollars per visit."

I'll sleep on it," said Jimmy.

Six months later the doctor met Jimmy on the street.

"Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

"For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for $10."

"Is that so! How?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!

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Sache Dost Ke Fayde

जीवन में कम से कम एक सच्चा मित्र हमेश�

Kash Ye Mera Satwa Janam Ho

पति पत्नी मंदिर में पूजा करने गये..

Mazak Tha Bhai Serious Mat Lena

Mazak Tha Bhai Serious Mat Lena 

Patiyo Ka Kharab Khana

 

आज का कठोर ज्ञान

जिन पतियों �

Patni Ne Daat Todey

 

डॉक्टर : आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूटे

When Everyone Says China Ka Maal hai Jayada Din Thodi Chalega

 

When Everyone Says China Ka Maal hai Jayada Din Thodi Chalega..

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When Nibbi's Phone Is Busy..

When Nibbi's Phone Is Busy..

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Nibba - Phone Pe Kon Tha..

When Your Friends says Bhai teri ex kisi or ke sath ghum rahi hai

When Your Friends says Bhai teri ex kisi or ke sath ghum rahi hai 

When You Feel you are in big boss

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Modi Ji Or Alia Bhatt

 

मोदी : There is no word like impossible in my dictionary.

Alia : �