Where is the car?

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor. Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous. Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor. Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?

Preeto: In the pool.

Other jokes

Why rishikesh was named

 

Mahesh Bhatt: You know beta, why Rishikesh was named so?

Alia Bhatt: Yes,

Maine umer bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa....

Maine umar bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa.....
Aaj ussi ke baache mujhe kehte hai....
.

Couples In A Call For 1 Hour Or More

 

Couples In A Call For 1 Hour Or More

Me On 5th April

Me On 5th April

Cigarette Piney Ka New Style

 

She - Promise Me That you Won't touch cigarettes again 

He - Ok Baby<

Nahi Dikhaya To Fail Ho Jaunga

 

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,

Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas

Si

Modi Ji Quit Social Media Baghban Scene

Modi Ji Quit Socila Media Baghban Scene

Chalu Girlfriend

 

गर्लफ्रेंड  : मैं अपना पर्स घर

Girls heart is like water

Girl’s heart is like water,
Boy’s heart is like mobile,
Water falls on mobi

Friend - Bhai Lockdown Me Din Kaise Jaa rahe Hai

 

Friend - Bhai Lockdown Me Din Kaise Jaa rahe Hai