And he walked everywhere he went


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A young man comes home and says “Dad, I just got my driver’s license and so would like to use the family car.” Father replies, :”O.K, son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we’ll see.” Well, several months passed and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. “Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I’ve been keeping my room neat and the yard is always clean. How about letting me use the car?” Father replies, “That’s all true, but son you didn’t cut your hair.” Son says, “But, dad, Jesus too had long hair.” Father replies, “Yes, son, you’re perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went.”

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