Before u date my daughter, fill this up
Posted on
16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
admin
A father mentions the terms and conditions before anyone dates his daughter!
Answer the following freely and completely honestly. All Answers are Confidential (that means I will not tell anyone –ever — really! I promise! )
Full Name (first, middle, last) __________________________________
Date of Birth __/___/___ Height_____ Weight_____ IQ_____ GPA______
Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, tattoo? (circle all that apply)
In 50 words or less…
What does the word “LATE” mean to you?___________ ______________________________________________________________
In at least 25 words…What do the words, ” Don’t touch my daughter mean to you” ? _______________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________
1. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is____________________.
2. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my____________.
3. A woman’s place is_______________________________.
4. The “one” thing I hope this application doesn’t ask me about is ____________________ _________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________.
5. When I meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is_____________.*
6. What do you want to be IF you grow up?
I swear that all information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge, under penalty of death, a severe beating, dismemberment, torture, crucifixion, electrocution. Any penalty will be decided at the whim of the father.
Signature ________________________________ Date ________
Witness ________________________________ Date ________
Note: This application will be considered incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, copy of birth certificate, job history, and a current medical report from your doctor.
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