Before u date my daughter, fill this up

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A father mentions the terms and conditions before anyone dates his daughter! Answer the following freely and completely honestly. All Answers are Confidential (that means I will not tell anyone –ever — really! I promise! )

Full Name (first, middle, last) __________________________________
Date of Birth __/___/___ Height_____ Weight_____ IQ_____ GPA______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, tattoo? (circle all that apply) In 50 words or less… What does the word “LATE” mean to you?___________ ______________________________________________________________ In at least 25 words…What do the words, ” Don’t touch my daughter mean to you” ? _______________________________________________________ ________________________________________________________ 1. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is____________________.
2. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my____________.
3. A woman’s place is_______________________________.
4. The “one” thing I hope this application doesn’t ask me about is ____________________ _________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________.
5. When I meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is_____________.* 6. What do you want to be IF you grow up? I swear that all information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge, under penalty of death, a severe beating, dismemberment, torture, crucifixion, electrocution. Any penalty will be decided at the whim of the father. Signature ________________________________ Date ________
Witness ________________________________ Date ________

Note: This application will be considered incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, copy of birth certificate, job history, and a current medical report from your doctor.

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