As worse as it gets!!

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it’s not only the passion, Dad, she’s pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, Chad P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call me when it is safe for me to come home!

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Mera Desh Badal Raha Hai..

Pehle Shaadi Ki Wajah Se Bacche Hotey The, Ab Bache Ki Wajah Se Shaadiya Ho Rahi Hai..

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When Everyone Says China Ka Maal hai Jayada Din Thodi Chalega..

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Ye To Mujse Bhi Bade Waley Hai

 

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khud Ko gamer

professional couple..
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Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife

Dil Me Haddi Nahi Hoti To tutta kese Hai

रमेश: इतना परेशान क्यों है? 
Esa Kon Naam Rakhta Hai Bhai

Esa Kon Naam Rakhta Hai Bhai 

Pyaaz Aur Mask

Pehle Pyaz Famous Tha

 

 

Aur Ab

 

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Sabse Bada Risk

Sabse Bada Risk

1st time Iphone Lene Wala

When You Finally move from samsung phone to iphone..

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