As worse as it gets!!

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it’s not only the passion, Dad, she’s pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, Chad P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call me when it is safe for me to come home!

Other jokes

Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?
Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.

Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..

Jab usko jalane lage to

Me - Aao game Khele

 

Me -Aao Game Khele 

.

.

Crush - Konsa 

.

Kitab kiska hai
Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai? Student: Sir, kagaj ki. Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai. Stude

When You See It

When You See It

Pakistani People After Air Strike Be Like Oye Chuna Laga Diya...

Pakistani People After Air Strike Be Like Oye Chuna Laga Diya...

Hey Prabhu Ye Kon Se Vastra Hai

Hey Prabhu Ye Kon Se Vastra Hai

When BJP And RSS Control Facebook And Whatsapp In India

 

When BJP And RSS Control Facebook And Whatsapp In India..

.

.

Aree Modi Bhai Bhoomi Poojan Ke Liye Mujhe nahi Bulaya kaisi Dosti hai bhai

 

Aree Modi Bhai Bhoomi Poojan Ke Liye Mujhe nahi Bulaya kaisi Dosti hai bhai

Mujhe Chakkar Aane Laga hai

When You Find Your GF with Bestfriend

English Bolne Ka Rutba

When Mom says - Beta Idhar Aao zara dekho ye english me likha hai