New Cadillac
Posted on
16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
admin
The Pakistani President, Gen Pervez Musharraf, is visiting his friend, U.S. President George Bush, in Washington, DC.
The U.S. President offers a gift to his guest. "Here you go, Mush" says Bush. "Try out this shiny new Cadillac. It's their finest model."
Did you know?Explore Trending and Topic pages for more stories like this.
"Thank you, Mr. President, but I cannot accept this magnificent gift," replies the Musharraf.
"Oh. I understand about gift limits. I understand the problems you are having in Pakistan with your non-profit associations. Ok then ... give me a half dollar for it. Then it won't be a gift," replies Bush.
Musharraf gives Bush a dollar.
"I don't have any change ... too bad," says the President.
"No big deal... you'll just give me two Cadillacs" retorts Musharraf.
101 
51 
Other jokes
Bus Ka Kiraya
Girl: Aaj mere dad ne mjhe,
Tumhare Sath bike pe jate huay dekh lia.
Boy: oo
CA Walo Ka Proposal
New Finance Way To Propose
Boy: Tumne mujhe koi Loan diya tha kya..?
Girl: Nahi T
Santa Banta Go for Pizza
Santa and Banta sat down to have a Pizza.
Santa asks Banta
RCBians After 82 Runs Massive Win Against KKR..
RCBians After 82 Runs Massive Win Against KKR...
.
sala roj roj khane aa jata hai
When You are at your friends house fir dinner,and you hear her mom
says 's
Mast Plan Hai
My 13-Yo Me..- Bell Bajake Bhaagte Hai Iss Ghar Ki..
.
Motu ka Khatarnak Sawal
मोटू: गणित का सवाल पूछ सकता हूं?
When Someone Saw My memes that I Share
When Someone Saw My memes that I Share
Backbenchers Be Like Bahut Kuch Hua School Mein Sala Bas Ye Nahi Hua..
Backbenchers Be Like Bahut Kuch Hua School Mein Sala Bas Ye Nahi Hua..
My Friends When I Give Them Hotsopt
My Friends When I Give Them Hotsopt
