Big Fart

Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen.

They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses.

As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all was going well. This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and dignity.

Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the most horrendous, earth-shattering, eye-smarting blast of flatulence, and the coach immediately filled with noxious fumes.

Uncomfortable, but maintaining control, the two dignitaries did their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decided that was a ridiculous manner with which to handle a most embarrassing situation.

She turned to Mr. Bush and explained, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things even a Queen cannot control."

Bush replied, "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said something I would have assumed it was one of the horses."

Other jokes

Harami teacher

 

When Teacher Gives u 20

out of 20 in internals.

.

.

<

kamjor bacha- Mujhe Laga Majak Me Mara

एक पहलवान बच्चे ने एक कमजोर बच्चे को �

Santa- Bijli Mama Ke Ghar Se Aati Hai

Teacher: beta, bijli kahaan se aati hai?
The Secret Of Happiness Is

The Secret Of Happiness Is 

Garmi Se Tanki Ka Paani

 

Garmi Se Tanki Ka Paani

Singapore Extended the Lockdown Till June 1

Singapore Extended the Lockdown Till June 1

Modi Ji Or Alia Bhatt

 

मोदी : There is no word like impossible in my dictionary.

Alia : �

Mummy - Aaj se ghar me chai nahi banegi

Mummy - Aaj se ghar me chai nahi banegi..

.

.

Me - Hum mar Jayenge..

Relative - Apna Hi Ghar Samjho

Relative - Apna Hi Ghar Samjho

Me - Sold That House..

 

Relative - b

When Crush Uploads A Photo Lover Be Like

 

Crush Uploads A Photo Lover Be Like