Newton's Law

Posted on 3rd Sep 2014 10:27 pm by admin

Newton's law: A goat was walking.

NEWTON stopped it. It stopped. He found his first law, "An object continues to move unless it's ...stopped".

He gave a FORCE by kicking the goat, it gave a Sound "MA"! He formulated the 2nd law, F=MA!!

After sometime the goat gave a kick to Newton, then he formulated the 3rd Law. i.e, 'EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION

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