Top Ten Ways Michael Jackson Would Be Cooler if He Lived in the Star Wars Universe


Posted on 16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by admin

1. Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably acceptable

2. Would not have needed huge effects budget for 'Captain EO'

3. In shocking revelation, he might have really been the father of Billie Jean's son

4. Could really walk on moons

5. After skin-altering disease, could become Light Lord of the Sith

6. Could ease tensions between Empire and Alliance with anti-violence message of 'Beat It'

7. Imperial breath mask could give him the deep voice he never had

8. Improved medical technology could make new nose and chin more realistic

9. Would have sure-fire hit with Sy Snootles duet

10. Would strengthen characterization of movies by making Luke look manly

180 Like 16 Dislike
Previous jokes Next jokes
Other jokes

When Someone Start telling me Bhoot ki Story

 

When Someone Start telling me Bhoot ki Story

Indian Economy

अगर भारत सरकार FB और Whatsapp पर

dp बदलने क

zuckerberg Ki Mom

ज़केरबर्ग एक मात्र इंसान होगा इस धरती

Dustbin And Dustbin Lite

Dustbin And Dustbin Lite

Chalaak Ladki Dukaan Par

Shaka Laka Boom Boom

 

Shaka Laka Boom Boom

Pakistani Players Watching IPL Auction Be Like...

Pakistani Players Watching IPL Auction Be Like...

Gf- Bear Se Grare

लड़का लड़की से बहुत दिन बाद मिला,

 

Har baat me ungli krna jruri hai kya ? -__-

Jab ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle to
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Yo Momma At Sea World

 

Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

Sign up to write
Sign up now to share a joke with us.
Login   |   Register
Follow Us
Indyaspeak @ Facebook Indyaspeak @ Twitter Indyaspeak @ Pinterest RSS



Play Free Quiz and Win Cash