Santa in ICU
Posted on
16th Feb 2014 07:03 pm by
admin
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.
Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say, "Bengali."
The other patient signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said, "Punjabi."
This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say, "Calcutta."
Other replied in a weedy frail voice, "Ludhiana."
Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first patient managed to again point to himself and say, "Asit."
Replied the other, "Santa."
A few hours later, Asit managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly, "Cancer."
Santa responded, "Sagittarius."
248 
43 
Other jokes
Pavitra Mobile
दुनिया की सबसे पवित्र वस्तु
When You Think This Is Concert
When You Think This Is Concert
Astrologer 2020 Will be Your Year
Astrologer 2020 Will be Your Year
Zehar Ka Tod
अगर आपका सिर दर्द कर रहा है तो आलिया स
For Red Zone And For Green Zone
For Red Zone And For Green Zone
Sweet Memories
Sweet memories ..lovely
Pandit- Apne BF Ka future Dekhna Chahti Hai
ज्योतिषी ( रीता से ) अच्छा तो आप अपने प
yamraj-amar hona chahta hai kya
यमराज : आपका समय समाप्त हुआ आपकी
Shadishuda Ki Problem
शादी की नई परिभाषा
यह एक ऐसा रास्त
How Useless Are You
How Useless Are You
